lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl)



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audreyaudrey:

Lady L- Nick Andopolis (Jason Segel)

Most played song on my ipod.




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diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

(Source: yourqueenstuff)




goldenbrightsun:

you-had-me-at-downton:

Downton Abbey x iPhones

Pleasingly anachronistic :)



tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying




theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it

(Source: averagebritishteenager)



tatehorror:

Like literally whenever I try to talk to a guy they’re always like ‘oh yeah your best friend is hot’ I’m not even joking wtf



ins-pired:

ang x

ins-pired:

ang x



kickingtomorrow:

Reblog if you’re a loser too

kickingtomorrow:

Reblog if you’re a loser too



chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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Kirsten Dunst for W Magazine (May 2014)

(Source: mashamorevna)




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fatass-mcnotits:

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out



coochiehunta:

nobody wants the girl they dont have to try for lmao